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</script>
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<script src="/js/detect.js" defer></script>
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<script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div id="logo_signup">
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<a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
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height="40" /></a>
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<p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
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</div>
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<div class="content_signup">
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<h1>Maintenance Mode</h1>
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}
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</script>
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<script src="/js/detect.js" defer></script>
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<script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div id="logo_signup">
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<a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
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height="40" /></a>
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<p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
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</div>
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<div class="content_signup">
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<h1>Blog</h1>
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console.log('ButtonHell music has attempted to play');
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}, 1000)
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</script>
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<script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div id="logo_signup">
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<a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
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height="40" /></a>
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<p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
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</div>
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<div class="content_signup">
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<h1>Button Hell</h1>
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}
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</script>
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<script src="/js/detect.js" defer></script>
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<script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
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</head>
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<body>
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<div id="logo_signup">
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<a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
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height="40" /></a>
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<p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
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</div>
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<div class="content_signup">
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<h1>Download</h1>
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<link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/MORBLOX.ico">
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<link href="/css/app.css" rel="stylesheet">
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<script src="/js/darkmode.js"></script>
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<script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
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<script>
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getDarkMode()
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</script>
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<div id="logo_signup">
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<a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
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height="40" /></a>
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<p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
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</div>
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<div class="content_signup">
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<h1>Maintenance Mode</h1>
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// Now in JS! This truly is a frontend moment.
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var splashes = [
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'It\'s Archaic!',
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'Think. Build. Create.',
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'MORBLOX never existed.',
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'You make the game.',
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'Memories under the arch.',
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'Watch out for Archviles!',
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'We\'re still Morbin\'',
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'Why yes I play ARCHBLOX, how could you tell?',
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'Do not sell us expensive helicopters',
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'Get better at archery with ARCHBLOX!!!',
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'my bitch got me a walle hat from disney land',
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'We are powering laziness',
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'If you can\'t beat em, join em',
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'We will, we will rock you',
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'I\'m a goofy goober',
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'I LOVE BEING PURPLE',
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'The slogan always changes!',
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'Crosswoods is a great game!',
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'The oldest anarchy server in minecraft.',
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'Good morning U.S.A!',
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'I\'ve got a feeling that it\'s gonna be a wonderful day',
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'The sun in the sky has a smile on his face',
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'And he\'s shining a salute to the American race',
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'OOOH ARCHBLOX\'S OH YEAH',
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'you know what they say all toasters toast toast',
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'omg old roblox!!',
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'Thomas was here!',
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'C# moment!',
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'Laravel moment!',
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'?????????????',
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'If you play, you play.',
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'You die, you respawn.',
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'You game... the build?',
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'#announcements is an inside job',
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'Buy our stocks or we\'ll buy your soul!',
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'The physical equivalent to HALO, apparently',
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':epic:',
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'Arrrrrr! I\'m a pirate!',
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'Now with 1337 viruses!',
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'Are these slogans funny?',
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'my dad left me',
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'Never going to give you up',
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'Never going to let you down.',
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'Never going to run around and desert you.',
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'We\'re all goofy goobers.',
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'you play like an noob dont add me',
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'Half-Life 3... confirmed?',
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'sponge boy me bob..',
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'yea mr krabs?',
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'promise me you\'ll never install archblox ooghghIMFUCKING DYING',
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'okay mr krabs',
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'conkley is EPIC',
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'skeuomorphism is awesome',
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'It\'s free!',
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'It\'s archtastic!',
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'The plural of horse is heese',
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'SUPER MARIO SUPER MARIO WORLD',
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'We\'re still dead!',
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'This shit is dead bro',
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'I\'m Glenn Quagmire.',
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'JESSE LOOK, IM SANS!',
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'I ain\'t reading allat :joy:',
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'i can\'t take it much longer',
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'wtf',
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'Obey the iPhone 5.',
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'This slogan has been sponsored by Buy-n-Large!',
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'Now with IP leaks!',
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'This slogan has been sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS.',
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'This slogan has been sponsored by Super Mario 8.',
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'wawsdawsdwasdwasdwawds',
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'Hello Mario.',
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'Luigi is ALWAYS watching.',
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'HTML moment!',
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'(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻',
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'Swift moment!',
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'Lua moment!',
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'Objective-C moment!',
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'JavaScript moment!',
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'PHP moment!',
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'CSS moment!',
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'the background-gradient in question:'
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]
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var splash = Math.floor(Math.random()*splashes.length);
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document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
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document.getElementById("morbin").innerHTML = splashes[splash];
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});
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}
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</script>
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<body>
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<div id="logo_signup">
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<a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
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height="40" /></a>
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<p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
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</div>
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<div class="content_signup">
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<h1>mascot</h1>
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