From 8f9e9772d3e0e495f563d0ad57db9fd52cc54e59 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Thomas G <62822072+Thomasluigi07@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Sun, 21 May 2023 12:10:08 +1000
Subject: [PATCH] splash.js

---
 .DS_Store                   | Bin 14340 -> 14340 bytes
 maintenance/404.html        |   2 +
 maintenance/blog.html       |   2 +
 maintenance/buttonhell.html |   2 +
 maintenance/download.html   |   2 +
 maintenance/index.html      |   2 +
 maintenance/js/splash.js    |  90 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
 maintenance/mascot.html     |   2 +
 8 files changed, 102 insertions(+)
 create mode 100644 maintenance/js/splash.js
diff --git a/.DS_Store b/.DS_Store
index 4fd5a99a29b1cd8dccee796c2e82f106a9e5f090..02ae1b23f1dc4bf841dcf7007f547945f675f549 100644
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diff --git a/maintenance/404.html b/maintenance/404.html
index 4a75403..52a9f8b 100644
--- a/maintenance/404.html
+++ b/maintenance/404.html
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
         }
     </script>
     <script src="/js/detect.js" defer></script>
+    <script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
 </head>
 
 <body>
@@ -38,6 +39,7 @@
     <div id="logo_signup">
         <a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
                 height="40" /></a>
+                <p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
     </div>
     <div class="content_signup">
        <h1>Maintenance Mode</h1>
diff --git a/maintenance/blog.html b/maintenance/blog.html
index 4292cb6..023eb16 100644
--- a/maintenance/blog.html
+++ b/maintenance/blog.html
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
         }
     </script>
     <script src="/js/detect.js" defer></script>
+    <script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
 </head>
 
 <body>
@@ -38,6 +39,7 @@
     <div id="logo_signup">
         <a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
                 height="40" /></a>
+                <p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
     </div>
     <div class="content_signup">
         <h1>Blog</h1>
diff --git a/maintenance/buttonhell.html b/maintenance/buttonhell.html
index b9fbc78..41008b9 100644
--- a/maintenance/buttonhell.html
+++ b/maintenance/buttonhell.html
@@ -37,6 +37,7 @@
           console.log('ButtonHell music has attempted to play');
         }, 1000)
     </script>
+    <script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
 </head>
 
 <body>
@@ -44,6 +45,7 @@
     <div id="logo_signup">
         <a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
                 height="40" /></a>
+                <p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
     </div>
     <div class="content_signup">
         <h1>Button Hell</h1>
diff --git a/maintenance/download.html b/maintenance/download.html
index ba8a87f..d7ad041 100644
--- a/maintenance/download.html
+++ b/maintenance/download.html
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
         }
     </script>
     <script src="/js/detect.js" defer></script>
+    <script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
 </head>
 
 <body>
@@ -38,6 +39,7 @@
     <div id="logo_signup">
         <a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
                 height="40" /></a>
+                <p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
     </div>
     <div class="content_signup">
         <h1>Download</h1>
diff --git a/maintenance/index.html b/maintenance/index.html
index 2c9e0c1..645bd96 100644
--- a/maintenance/index.html
+++ b/maintenance/index.html
@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@
     <link rel="icon" type="image/x-icon" href="/MORBLOX.ico">
     <link href="/css/app.css" rel="stylesheet">
     <script src="/js/darkmode.js"></script>
+    <script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
     <script>
     getDarkMode()
     </script>
@@ -38,6 +39,7 @@
     <div id="logo_signup">
         <a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
                 height="40" /></a>
+                <p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
     </div>
     <div class="content_signup">
        <h1>Maintenance Mode</h1>
diff --git a/maintenance/js/splash.js b/maintenance/js/splash.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..948d00a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/maintenance/js/splash.js
@@ -0,0 +1,90 @@
+// Now in JS! This truly is a frontend moment.
+var splashes = [
+    'It\'s Archaic!',
+    'Think. Build. Create.',
+    'MORBLOX never existed.',
+    'You make the game.',
+    'Memories under the arch.',
+    'Watch out for Archviles!',
+    'We\'re still Morbin\'',
+    'Why yes I play ARCHBLOX, how could you tell?',
+    'Do not sell us expensive helicopters',
+    'Get better at archery with ARCHBLOX!!!',
+    'my bitch got me a walle hat from disney land',
+    'We are powering laziness',
+    'If you can\'t beat em, join em',
+    'We will, we will rock you',
+    'I\'m a goofy goober',
+    'I LOVE BEING PURPLE',
+    'The slogan always changes!',
+    'Crosswoods is a great game!',
+    'The oldest anarchy server in minecraft.',
+    'Good morning U.S.A!',
+    'I\'ve got a feeling that it\'s gonna be a wonderful day',
+    'The sun in the sky has a smile on his face',
+    'And he\'s shining a salute to the American race',
+    'OOOH ARCHBLOX\'S OH YEAH',
+    'you know what they say all toasters toast toast',
+    'omg old roblox!!',
+    'Thomas was here!',
+    'C# moment!',
+    'Laravel moment!',
+    '?????????????',
+    'If you play, you play.',
+    'You die, you respawn.',
+    'You game... the build?',
+    '#announcements is an inside job',
+    'Buy our stocks or we\'ll buy your soul!',
+    'The physical equivalent to HALO, apparently',
+    ':epic:',
+    'Arrrrrr! I\'m a pirate!',
+    'Now with 1337 viruses!',
+    'Are these slogans funny?',
+    'my dad left me',
+    'Never going to give you up',
+    'Never going to let you down.',
+    'Never going to run around and desert you.',
+    'We\'re all goofy goobers.',
+    'you play like an noob dont add me',
+    'Half-Life 3... confirmed?',
+    'sponge boy me bob..',
+    'yea mr krabs?',
+    'promise me you\'ll never install archblox ooghghIMFUCKING DYING',
+    'okay mr krabs',
+    'conkley is EPIC',
+    'skeuomorphism is awesome',
+    'It\'s free!',
+    'It\'s archtastic!',
+    'The plural of horse is heese',
+    'SUPER MARIO SUPER MARIO WORLD',
+    'We\'re still dead!',
+    'This shit is dead bro',
+    'I\'m Glenn Quagmire.',
+    'JESSE LOOK, IM SANS!',
+    'I ain\'t reading allat :joy:',
+    'i can\'t take it much longer',
+    'wtf',
+    'Obey the iPhone 5.',
+    'This slogan has been sponsored by Buy-n-Large!',
+    'Now with IP leaks!',
+    'This slogan has been sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS.',
+    'This slogan has been sponsored by Super Mario 8.',
+    'wawsdawsdwasdwasdwawds',
+    'Hello Mario.',
+    'Luigi is ALWAYS watching.',
+    'HTML moment!',
+    '(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻',
+    'Swift moment!',
+    'Lua moment!',
+    'Objective-C moment!',
+    'JavaScript moment!',
+    'PHP moment!',
+    'CSS moment!',
+    'the background-gradient in question:'
+]
+
+var splash = Math.floor(Math.random()*splashes.length);
+
+document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
+    document.getElementById("morbin").innerHTML = splashes[splash];
+});
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/maintenance/mascot.html b/maintenance/mascot.html
index b2fc5b7..fda422c 100644
--- a/maintenance/mascot.html
+++ b/maintenance/mascot.html
@@ -31,6 +31,7 @@
         }
     </script>
     <script src="/js/detect.js" defer></script>
+    <script src="/js/splash.js"></script>
 </head>
 
 <body>
@@ -38,6 +39,7 @@
     <div id="logo_signup">
         <a href="/"><img alt="ARCHBLOX Logo" src="/img/ARCHBLOXarched.png" width="200"
                 height="40" /></a>
+                <p id="morbin">We'll be right back!</p>
     </div>
     <div class="content_signup">
         <h1>mascot</h1>
