Setting up api.

web/app/Helpers/DomainHelper.php

@@ -18,4 +18,9 @@ class DomainHelper
 		
 		return $baseurl;
 	}
+	
+	public static function DotLeadTopLevelDomain()
+	{
+		return '.' . DomainHelper::TopLevelDomain();
+	}
 }

web/app/Http/Controllers/Api/ApiController.php

@@ -0,0 +1,238 @@
+<?php
+
+namespace App\Http\Controllers\Api;
+
+use App\Http\Controllers\Controller;
+use Illuminate\Http\Request;
+
+class ApiController extends Controller
+{
+    public function index()
+	{
+		$apiTxts = [
+<<<EOT
++##################+
+| A.  Mayonnaise   |
+| P.  On           |
+| I.  An           |
+|     Escalator    |
++##################+
+| (its goin        |
+|  upstairs so     |
+|  see ya later)   |
++##################+
+| bye bye!         |
++##################+
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+ ☻/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over Graphictoria.
+/▌
+/\
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+░░░░░░░▐▀█▀▌░░░░▀█▄░░░░
+░░░░░░░▐█▄█▌░░░░░░▀█▄░░
+░░░░░░░░▀▄▀░░░▄▄▄▄▄▀▀░░
+░░░░░░▄▄▄██▀▀▀▀░░░░░░░░
+░░░░░█▀▄▄▄█░▀▀░░░░░░░░░
+░░░░░▌░▄▄▄▐▌▀▀▀░░░░░░░░
+░░▄░▐░░░▄▄░█░▀▀ ░░░░░░░
+░░▀█▌░░░▄░▀█▀░▀ ░░░░░░░
+░░░░░░░░░▄▄▐▌▄▄░░░░░░░░
+░░░░░░░░░▀███▀█░▄░░░░░░
+░░░░░░░░▐▌▀▄▀▄▀▐▄░░░░░░
+░░░░░░░░▐▀░░░░░░▐▌░░░░░
+░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░░░
+░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░░░
+░░░░░░░░█░░░░░░░░█░░░░░
+░░░░░░ ▄██▄░░░░░ ▄██▄░░
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+——————————————No API?—————————————
+⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝
+⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇
+⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀
+⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+—————————————————————————————————
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⢯⣛⣺⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⢡⣿⣉⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡿⠿⠻⣿⡇⠸⣻⠾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠹⡰⣹⣟⣧⣤⡤⠄⠄⠠⣡⣼⣷⠄⢉⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⠟⠄⠄⠄⡀⢸⣾⣿⣯⣯⡃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠙⣿⣧⡀⠩⣧⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⠇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠛⠛⠿⠿⢿⣿⣶⣀⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢾⣷⣇⣤⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣻⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠤⣤⣤⣌⠉⠉⠉⠁⢈⠁⠤⠛⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿
+⠈⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣴⡦⠴⠠⢠⣴⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⡶⠛⠠⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠺⠿
+⣀⣤⣤⣦⣤⣼⣿⡿⣣⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⢟⡁⠚⠦⠴⠤⣤
+⠿⠉⠛⠟⣻⣿⠋⢁⣿⢿⣵⣭⣞⢿⣯⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠁⠄⢯⣷⣿⣿⣯⡿⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣧⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡴⢇⠉⢹⣀⣿⣿⣿⢿⡟⣿⣧⣼⡀⡩⠻⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠰⠄⠣⣸⣶⠛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⢱⡟⠉⠉⠻⣿⡲⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠒⠄⠈⠿⠄⠄⠄⡿⠃⠄⠘⠄⠄⢀⡠⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+summoning circle, hope this works!
+                       🕯
+              🕯              🕯
+        🕯                         🕯
+ 
+   🕯        graphictoria client       🕯
+
+        🕯                          🕯
+              🕯              🕯
+                        🕯
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖➖➖⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖➖⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖➖⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛➖➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖➖
+➖➖⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖➖
+➖➖⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖
+➖➖⬜⬛⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖➖
+➖➖➖⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬛➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖➖
+➖➖➖➖⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖
+➖➖➖⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖
+➖➖⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛➖
+➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
+➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⢀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠄⢀⣠⡔⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣰⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡆⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣻⣟⣿⣿⡿⣟⣛⣿⡃⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣿⣾⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣟⣿⣿⠺⣟⣻⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡝⠻⠵⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣧⠈⣛⣛⣿⣿⡿⣡⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡧⠄⠙⠛⠛⢁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠄⠄⢠⠄⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠉⠄⠄⢀⠠⠐⠒⠐⠾⠿⢟⠋⠁⠄⢀⣀⠠⠐⠄⠂⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⠄⢀⡈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠒⠉⠄⢠⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠫⢿
+⣿⣿⡟⠄⢔⠆⡀⠄⠈⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⡀⠄⠈⡐⢠⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣂
+⣿⣿⠁⡀⠄⠄⢇⠄⠄⢈⠆⠄⠄⢀⠔⠉⠁⠉⠉⠣⣖⠉⡂⡔⠂⠄⢀⠔⠁⠄
+⣿⡿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠹⣗⣺⠤⠄⠰⡎⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢯⡶⢟⡠⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠆⢄⠄⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭⣻⣿⣿⡀⠄⠄
+⠄⠄⠄⣴⣆⠄⢋⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡄⠄
+⠄⠄⣼⣿⣷⠄⠉⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿⢟⣽⣿⣿⣇⠄
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠻⣿⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣆⣀⣀⠀⣿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⠅⠛⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢼⣿⣿⣿⣃⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣟⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣛⣛⣫⡄⠀⢸⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣴⣾⡆⠸⣿⣿⣿⡷⠂⠨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣿⡿⠋⠁⢀⡶⠪⣉⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢸⣿⣷⣿⣿⣷⣦⡙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣵⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠋⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⠄⠄⢠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣦⣀⣾⣿⣟⣉⠉⠙⢛⡏⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣗⣻⣿⣯⣥⣦⠄⣀⣾⡇⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣻⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣥⣾⣷⠶⠆⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠚⣿⣿⡻⠿⠿⠛⠙⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠂⠄⠄⠘⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⠿⠛⠉⠁⠁⠄⠄⠄⣻⣿⣿⣧⣠⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠿⢿
+⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⠿⣿⡿⠃⢀⡠⠄⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣦⣤⣀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⢡⣤⣿⣿
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠜⢾⡟
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⠿⠃⠄
+⠀⠀⠈⠀⠉⠉⠑⠀⠀⠠⢈⣆
+⠀⠀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢶⣷⠃⢵
+⠐⠰⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢟⣽⣆⠀⢃
+⠰⣾⣶⣤⡼⢳⣦⣤⣴⣾⣿⣿⠞
+⠀⠈⠉⠉⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠙⠁
+⠀⠀⡐⠘⣿⣿⣯⠿⠛⣿⡄
+⠀⠀⠁⢀⣄⣄⣠⡥⠔⣻⡇
+⠀⠀⠀⠘⣛⣿⣟⣖⢭⣿⡇
+⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣽⡇
+⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣇
+⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⡀⠸⣿⣿⡏
+⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠇⠀⣿⣿⣿
+⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⡿
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⢀⣿⡇
+⠀⣠⣴⣿⡿⠟⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷
+⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠁
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+this is nsg
+⠀ ⠀ 🤠
+　 🍺🍺🍺
+🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
+👇🏽　 🍺🍺 👇🏽
+　 🍺 🍺
+　 🍺 🍺
+　 👢 👢
+say hi to nsg
+EOT,
+<<<EOT
+If you're wondering why all all of these random responses keep showing up, that is the magic of computer programming. A bored programmer(that's me!) decided they wanted to grab a bunch of ascii images off the internet and modify them to fit the theme of this site instead of doing code. Basically doing sweet F.A. on the job.
+
+This is why the client took 2 years... THIS IS WHY. (graphictoria sunday btw)
+
+Anyways, I applaud you for wasting probably minutes of your life to find this message, maybe skipped over it a few times while spamming CTRL + R, but still reached it eventually.
+If this is your first time going to "api.gtoria.net", well; hm... Oh, I know! Erase everything you've seen here from your mind, and move on to doing something more productive. There's nothing at all to see on this here "api.gtoria.net" index page. Nothing at all!
+EOT
+		];
+		
+		// TODO: XlXi: Add some checks here, such as pinging api.gtoria.net, checking commonly used API functions, etc...
+		return response($apiTxts[array_rand($apiTxts)])
+					->header('Content-Type', 'text/plain');
+	}
+}

web/app/Http/Controllers/Api/FeedController.php

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+<?php
+
+namespace App\Http\Controllers\Api;
+
+use App\Http\Controllers\Controller;
+use Illuminate\Http\Request;
+
+class FeedController extends Controller
+{
+    protected function listjson()
+	{
+		//
+	}
+	
+	protected function handle()
+	{
+		//
+	}
+}

web/app/Http/Kernel.php

@@ -19,6 +19,8 @@ class Kernel extends HttpKernel
         // \App\Http\Middleware\TrustHosts::class,
         \App\Http\Middleware\TrustProxies::class,
         \Illuminate\Http\Middleware\HandleCors::class,
+		\App\Http\Middleware\EncryptCookies::class,
+        \Illuminate\Cookie\Middleware\AddQueuedCookiesToResponse::class,
 		\Illuminate\Session\Middleware\StartSession::class,
 		\Illuminate\View\Middleware\ShareErrorsFromSession::class,
         \App\Http\Middleware\PreventRequestsDuringMaintenance::class,
@@ -34,8 +36,6 @@ class Kernel extends HttpKernel
      */
     protected $middlewareGroups = [
         'web' => [
-            \App\Http\Middleware\EncryptCookies::class,
-            \Illuminate\Cookie\Middleware\AddQueuedCookiesToResponse::class,
             \App\Http\Middleware\VerifyCsrfToken::class,
             \Illuminate\Routing\Middleware\SubstituteBindings::class,
 			
@@ -46,7 +46,6 @@ class Kernel extends HttpKernel
 
         'api' => [
             // \Laravel\Sanctum\Http\Middleware\EnsureFrontendRequestsAreStateful::class,
-            'throttle:api',
             \Illuminate\Routing\Middleware\SubstituteBindings::class,
         ],
     ];

web/app/Http/Middleware/Authenticate.php

@@ -6,6 +6,29 @@ use Illuminate\Auth\Middleware\Authenticate as Middleware;
 
 class Authenticate extends Middleware
 {
+	/**
+	* Handle an unauthenticated user.
+	*
+	* @param  \Illuminate\Http\Request  $request
+	* @param  array  $guards
+	* @return void
+	*
+	* @throws \Illuminate\Auth\AuthenticationException
+	*/
+	protected function unauthenticated($request, array $guards)
+	{
+		if(in_array('api', $request->route()->middleware())) {
+			// HACK: Couldn't use laravel's response function here. So, we manually do it instead.
+			http_response_code(401);
+			header('Content-Type: text/plain');
+			exit('login required');
+		}
+		
+		throw new \Illuminate\Auth\AuthenticationException(
+			'Unauthenticated.', $guards, $this->redirectTo($request)
+		);
+	}
+	
     /**
      * Get the path the user should be redirected to when they are not authenticated.
      *
@@ -14,7 +37,7 @@ class Authenticate extends Middleware
      */
     protected function redirectTo($request)
     {
-        if (! $request->expectsJson()) {
+        if(!$request->expectsJson()) {
             return route('auth.login.index');
         }
     }

web/app/Providers/RouteServiceProvider.php

@@ -51,7 +51,7 @@ class RouteServiceProvider extends ServiceProvider
 			// Domain: api.gtoria.net
 			//
             Route::domain('api.' . DomainHelper::TopLevelDomain())
-                ->middleware('web')
+                ->middleware('api')
 				->namespace('App\Http\Controllers\Api')
                 ->group(base_path('routes/api.php'));
         });

web/config/session.php

@@ -155,7 +155,7 @@ return [
     |
     */
 
-    'domain' => env('SESSION_DOMAIN'),
+    'domain' => \App\Helpers\DomainHelper::DotLeadTopLevelDomain(),
 
     /*
     |--------------------------------------------------------------------------

web/routes/api.php

@@ -1,19 +1,17 @@
 <?php
 
-use Illuminate\Http\Request;
-use Illuminate\Support\Facades\Route;
+Route::get('/', 'ApiController@index')->name('index');
 
-/*
-|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
-| API Routes
-|--------------------------------------------------------------------------
-|
-| Here is where you can register API routes for your application. These
-| routes are loaded by the RouteServiceProvider within a group which
-| is assigned the "api" middleware group. Enjoy building your API!
-|
-*/
-
-Route::middleware('auth:sanctum')->get('/user', function (Request $request) {
-    return $request->user();
+Route::middleware('auth')->group(function () {
+	Route::group(['as' => 'feed.', 'prefix' => 'feed'], function() {
+		Route::group(['as' => 'v1.', 'prefix' => 'v1'], function() {
+			Route::get('/list-json', 'FeedController@listjson')->name('list');
+			Route::post('/handle ', 'FeedController@handle')->name('handle');
+		});
+	});
 });
+
+Route::fallback(function () {
+    return response('404 not found.', 404)
+				->header('Content-Type', 'text/plain');
+});