diff --git a/Novetus/NovetusLauncher/Classes/Launcher/SplashLoader.cs b/Novetus/NovetusLauncher/Classes/Launcher/SplashLoader.cs
index 19ec75d..0dfed10 100644
--- a/Novetus/NovetusLauncher/Classes/Launcher/SplashLoader.cs
+++ b/Novetus/NovetusLauncher/Classes/Launcher/SplashLoader.cs
@@ -43,50 +43,138 @@ public static class SplashReader
         DateTime today = DateTime.Now;
         string splash = "";
 
-        switch (today)
+        switch (today.DayOfWeek)
         {
-            case DateTime christmaseve when christmaseve.Month.Equals(12) && christmaseve.Day.Equals(24):
-            case DateTime christmasday when christmasday.Month.Equals(12) && christmasday.Day.Equals(25):
-                splash = "Merry Christmas!";
-                break;
-            case DateTime newyearseve when newyearseve.Month.Equals(12) && newyearseve.Day.Equals(31):
-            case DateTime newyearsday when newyearsday.Month.Equals(1) && newyearsday.Day.Equals(1):
-                splash = "Happy New Year!";
-                break;
-            case DateTime halloween when halloween.Month.Equals(10) && halloween.Day.Equals(31):
-                splash = "Happy Halloween!";
-                break;
-            case DateTime bitlbirthday when bitlbirthday.Month.Equals(6) && bitlbirthday.Day.Equals(10):
-                splash = "Happy Birthday, Bitl!";
-                break;
-            case DateTime robloxbirthday when robloxbirthday.Month.Equals(8) && robloxbirthday.Day.Equals(27):
-                splash = "Happy Birthday, ROBLOX!";
-                break;
-            case DateTime novetusbirthday when novetusbirthday.Month.Equals(10) && novetusbirthday.Day.Equals(27):
-                splash = "Happy Birthday, Novetus!";
-                break;
-            case DateTime leiferikson when leiferikson.Month.Equals(10) && leiferikson.Day.Equals(9):
-                splash = "Happy Leif Erikson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN!";
-                break;
-            case DateTime smokeweedeveryday when smokeweedeveryday.Month.Equals(4) && smokeweedeveryday.Day.Equals(20):
+            case DayOfWeek.Thursday:
                 CryptoRandom random = new CryptoRandom();
-                if (random.Next(0, 1) == 1)
+                int randnum = random.Next(0, 2);
+                if (randnum == 1)
                 {
-                    splash = "smoke weed every day";
+                    splash = "Happy Out-of-Touch Thursday!";
+                }
+                else if (randnum == 2)
+                {
+                    splash = "You're out of touch, I'm out of time!";
                 }
                 else
                 {
-                    splash = "4/20 lol";
+                    splash = "But I'm out of my head when you're not around!";
+                }
+                goto End;
+            default:
+                break;
+        }
+
+        switch (today.Month)
+        {
+            case 1:
+                if (today.Day.Equals(1))
+                {
+                    splash = "Happy New Year!";
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    goto default;
                 }
                 break;
-            case DateTime erikismyhero when erikismyhero.Month.Equals(2) && erikismyhero.Day.Equals(11):
-                splash = "RIP Erik Cassel";
+            case 2:
+                if (today.Day.Equals(11))
+                {
+                    splash = "RIP Erik Cassel";
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    goto default;
+                }
+                break;
+            case 4:
+                if (today.Day.Equals(20))
+                {
+                    CryptoRandom random = new CryptoRandom();
+                    int randnum = random.Next(0, 1);
+                    if (randnum == 1)
+                    {
+                        splash = "smoke weed every day";
+                    }
+                    else
+                    {
+                        splash = "4/20 lol";
+                    }
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    goto default;
+                }
+                break;
+            case 6:
+                if (today.Day.Equals(10))
+                {
+                    splash = "Happy Birthday, Bitl!";
+                    break;
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    CryptoRandom random2 = new CryptoRandom();
+                    int chance = (today.Day > 15) ? 1 : 2;
+                    int randnum2 = (today.Day > 7) ? random2.Next(0, chance) : 1;
+                    if (randnum2 > 0)
+                    {
+                        splash = "Happy Pride Month!";
+                        break;
+                    }
+                    else
+                    {
+                        goto default;
+                    }
+                }
+            case 9:
+                if (today.Day.Equals(1))
+                {
+                    splash = "Happy Birthday, Roblox!";
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    goto default;
+                }
+                break;
+            case 10:
+                if (today.Day.Equals(9))
+                {
+                    splash = "Happy Leif Erikson Day! HINGA DINGA DURGEN!";
+                }
+                else if (today.Day.Equals(27))
+                {
+                    splash = "Happy Birthday, Novetus!";
+                }
+                else if (today.Day.Equals(31))
+                {
+                    splash = "Happy Halloween!";
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    goto default;
+                }
+                break;
+            case 12:
+                if (today.Day.Equals(24) || today.Day.Equals(25))
+                {
+                    splash = "Merry Christmas!";
+                }
+                else if (today.Day.Equals(31))
+                {
+                    splash = "Happy New Year!";
+                }
+                else
+                {
+                    goto default;
+                }
                 break;
             default:
                 splash = RandomSplash();
                 break;
         }
 
+End:
         return splash;
     }
 }