@php $splash = array( 'It\'s Archaic!', 'Think. Build. Create.', 'MORBLOX never existed.', 'You make the game.', 'Memories under the arch.', 'Watch out for Archviles!', 'We\'re still Morbin\'', 'Why yes I play ARCHBLOX, how could you tell?', 'Do not sell us expensive helicopters', 'Get better at archery with ARCHBLOX!!!', 'my bitch got me a walle hat from disney land', 'We are powering laziness', 'If you can\'t beat em, join em', 'We will, we will rock you', 'I\'m a goofy goober', 'I LOVE BEING PURPLE', 'The slogan always changes!', 'Crosswoods is a great game!', 'The oldest anarchy server in minecraft.', 'Good morning U.S.A!', 'I\'ve got a feeling that it\'s gonna be a wonderful day', 'The sun in the sky has a smile on his face', 'And he\'s shining a salute to the American race', 'OOOH ARCHBLOX\'S OH YEAH', 'you know what they say all toasters toast toast', 'omg old roblox!!', 'Thomas was here!', 'C# moment!', 'Laravel moment!' ); @endphp @yield('title') @yield('titlediscord') @yield('descdiscord') @auth @switch (Auth::user()->settings->theme) @case(5) @break @case(4) @break @case(3) @break @case(2) @break @default @endswitch @else @endauth @yield('extras')
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@php echo $splash[rand(0, count($splash) - 1)]; @endphp

@yield('contentloggedout')