From 0468f68ad55f5a87618585433f525ea2245cd09f Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Thomas G <62822072+Thomasluigi07@users.noreply.github.com>
Date: Sun, 21 May 2023 12:15:27 +1000
Subject: [PATCH] splash.js
---
404.html | 2 ++
js/splash.js | 90 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
2 files changed, 92 insertions(+)
create mode 100644 js/splash.js
diff --git a/404.html b/404.html
index e564e52..1b86e55 100644
--- a/404.html
+++ b/404.html
@@ -20,6 +20,7 @@
getDarkMode()
+
@@ -27,6 +28,7 @@
+
We'll be right back!
404 - Page not Found
diff --git a/js/splash.js b/js/splash.js
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..948d00a
--- /dev/null
+++ b/js/splash.js
@@ -0,0 +1,90 @@
+// Now in JS! This truly is a frontend moment.
+var splashes = [
+ 'It\'s Archaic!',
+ 'Think. Build. Create.',
+ 'MORBLOX never existed.',
+ 'You make the game.',
+ 'Memories under the arch.',
+ 'Watch out for Archviles!',
+ 'We\'re still Morbin\'',
+ 'Why yes I play ARCHBLOX, how could you tell?',
+ 'Do not sell us expensive helicopters',
+ 'Get better at archery with ARCHBLOX!!!',
+ 'my bitch got me a walle hat from disney land',
+ 'We are powering laziness',
+ 'If you can\'t beat em, join em',
+ 'We will, we will rock you',
+ 'I\'m a goofy goober',
+ 'I LOVE BEING PURPLE',
+ 'The slogan always changes!',
+ 'Crosswoods is a great game!',
+ 'The oldest anarchy server in minecraft.',
+ 'Good morning U.S.A!',
+ 'I\'ve got a feeling that it\'s gonna be a wonderful day',
+ 'The sun in the sky has a smile on his face',
+ 'And he\'s shining a salute to the American race',
+ 'OOOH ARCHBLOX\'S OH YEAH',
+ 'you know what they say all toasters toast toast',
+ 'omg old roblox!!',
+ 'Thomas was here!',
+ 'C# moment!',
+ 'Laravel moment!',
+ '?????????????',
+ 'If you play, you play.',
+ 'You die, you respawn.',
+ 'You game... the build?',
+ '#announcements is an inside job',
+ 'Buy our stocks or we\'ll buy your soul!',
+ 'The physical equivalent to HALO, apparently',
+ ':epic:',
+ 'Arrrrrr! I\'m a pirate!',
+ 'Now with 1337 viruses!',
+ 'Are these slogans funny?',
+ 'my dad left me',
+ 'Never going to give you up',
+ 'Never going to let you down.',
+ 'Never going to run around and desert you.',
+ 'We\'re all goofy goobers.',
+ 'you play like an noob dont add me',
+ 'Half-Life 3... confirmed?',
+ 'sponge boy me bob..',
+ 'yea mr krabs?',
+ 'promise me you\'ll never install archblox ooghghIMFUCKING DYING',
+ 'okay mr krabs',
+ 'conkley is EPIC',
+ 'skeuomorphism is awesome',
+ 'It\'s free!',
+ 'It\'s archtastic!',
+ 'The plural of horse is heese',
+ 'SUPER MARIO SUPER MARIO WORLD',
+ 'We\'re still dead!',
+ 'This shit is dead bro',
+ 'I\'m Glenn Quagmire.',
+ 'JESSE LOOK, IM SANS!',
+ 'I ain\'t reading allat :joy:',
+ 'i can\'t take it much longer',
+ 'wtf',
+ 'Obey the iPhone 5.',
+ 'This slogan has been sponsored by Buy-n-Large!',
+ 'Now with IP leaks!',
+ 'This slogan has been sponsored by RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS.',
+ 'This slogan has been sponsored by Super Mario 8.',
+ 'wawsdawsdwasdwasdwawds',
+ 'Hello Mario.',
+ 'Luigi is ALWAYS watching.',
+ 'HTML moment!',
+ '(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻',
+ 'Swift moment!',
+ 'Lua moment!',
+ 'Objective-C moment!',
+ 'JavaScript moment!',
+ 'PHP moment!',
+ 'CSS moment!',
+ 'the background-gradient in question:'
+]
+
+var splash = Math.floor(Math.random()*splashes.length);
+
+document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() {
+ document.getElementById("morbin").innerHTML = splashes[splash];
+});
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